The big chicken of Jeff

The dick of Jeff

I woke up with a hard-on stiffer than the electric pole in front of my house, with thousands of cables providing light and phone service to all my neighbors. I touched myself, happy to feel such a morning erection. I always thank whoever created man that we wake up with such a wonderful emotion.

I got up and made myself a coffee with my member looking gratefully at me on the new day. I drank it and it was still the same. What a wonder, I thought. This needs to be celebrated.

To do this, I logged into all the dating apps I have installed on my phone and computer, which are quite a few, and started chatting with some guys. I sent them a photo of my erect dick and they replied that they would like me to fuck their mouth and ass and any hole in their body I wanted. I have to say I have a good dick. When it's hard, it measures sixteen centimeters in length, from the tip to the base of the balls. Not everyone is able to take such a big dick without asking me to go slow when inserting it, and even some beg me not to put it all in at once, at least at the beginning. Then, once they have adapted to it, they don't care if the thrusts are fast or very fast, the point is to have it all inside for as long as possible.

But I also have to say that I don't feel absolutely anything when I fuck someone, if I do it is to give pleasure to the other person and because you should never say no to a versatile who expects you to fuck him but who will eventually also fuck you. The truth is, I am one hundred percent passive, so what interests me are dicks like mine or bigger ones (although a smaller one also doesn't bother me, the point is to be fucked always and at all hours) to stick them in my ass and mouth, no matter the order, alternating has always worked very well for me.

I have to admit that with the years I've been fucking, and with the number of dicks I've taken in my ass, some of them I hardly notice at all anymore. I am so extremely passive and horny that there was a time when I needed to be fucked daily, and of course, that was a problem. I didn't always find men willing to do it (mainly because, yes, I like dicks, but if they are not accompanied by a body that attracts me and a brain that knows how to use it, I prefer not to do anything) So yes, I am very selective. Mature men, with brains and kinky. And that's not always easy to find.

That's why I started buying dildos to use daily, and little by little I bought some more to vary sizes and sensations. There came a point that I had such a collection that not even the sex shop in El Raval (well, in fact I still have it, except for some small ones that I no longer use and have given to friends, I still keep all the others) I'm not lying if I tell you that I have spent more money on sex toys than on hairdressing, massages or personal care.

Well, that day, while I was chatting and taking photos of my dick to see if some supposed mature and kinky lover would bite and fuck me at some point in the day, the doorbell of the street rang loudly. When I asked who it was, he said he was the Seur delivery man. I opened the door without remembering what he was bringing me, and as the guy took my new package up in the elevator, I hid my erection under sweatpants and tight boxers.

I signed the receipt and he handed me the package.

I opened it.

What a surprise when I discovered a huge dildo, similar to one I already had but white, but this one with a slightly different curve and a more consistent thickness than the one I had. A beautiful big dildo. A wonder of a big dick that I didn't remember buying.

I have to say that normally, I buy all my dicks at the sex shop. I love going there from time to time, discovering the new material, talking to the guy who always serves me wonderfully well and recommends all kinds of toys and tools, and buying whatever arouses me the most at that moment, while imagining playing with it at any time and corner of my house. So receiving a wonderful big dildo like that, bought online, was not something common for me.

And then I saw the note. A handwritten note, attached to the envelope where the dildo was.

"Dear friend. I hope you are well and hope you like this surprise (in fact, I'm sure you will like it very much, because I know you and I have no doubt you will have great moments playing with it) Do you remember the other day when we were chatting and talking about legendary porn actors that we have dreamed about and masturbated to thousands of times, well, this dick is the recreation of the real dick of one of them, specifically Jeff Stryke. I told you I had it and that I had great moments with it. Well, the other day I saw it in the sex shop when I went down to Madrid, exactly the same, and I thought of you. So I bought it and send it to you so you can do with it what you know how to do better than anyone. Many kisses and see you soon. Javier"

What a wonder! Javier is an exceptional guy. He lives far from Barcelona, in a village in Galicia, but we have been chatting and seeing each other on cam for years, and we have even met in person several times, at my house or his. Javier likes dildos as much as I do, although his hobby has not been because he is selective with men (he can fuck anyone, he has no hang-ups about that), but because being as passive as me, and living in a small town, he can't find anyone to fuck him, and dildos are always a magnificent solution to satisfy his passions.

So Javier and I have spent hours chatting, fucking with dildos virtually or for real, and the friendship that has emerged from it is very special. So much so that he bought me this wonderful dildo that recreates Jeff Stryke's dick so I can stick it in me as many times as I want.

You know what I did next, right? Well, first I called him and thanked him for the gift, and we chatted for a good while. While we did, I said that at that moment I would put lubricant on the dildo and on my ass. He told me not to be too rough and to start with a smaller one, as he always did when he was very hot, so I listened to him. I got a black one the size of my dick, named John, a dildo that I really like because it has a suction cup that doesn't come off easily, I stuck it to the living room floor and started sitting on it. Javi told me he was working on the farm at that precise moment and was waiting for the vet, and I couldn't help but moan as I felt John enter me slowly.

- Are you riding it or are you still sitting with the dildo inside without moving?

Javi and I always did the same thing. First we sat for a while, waited for our ass to adapt to the dildo and gradually started going up and down to adapt the sphincter to the shaft.

- I'm starting to ride - I said.

- Good. Go slow. Don't rush. I know you're looking at Jeff's dildo with a lot of desire, but wait a little longer, and when you're done with John, switch to Rick, who will help you open a little more.

Rick is beige and measures 18 x 5.2, one size bigger than John.

- Mmmm I'm feeling John going in and out... what a wonder!

- Are you taking it all the way out, to the tip, and putting it back in? Or not letting it come out completely?

- I'm not letting it come out completely... yet - I said moaning

- Okay. Before finishing with John, take it all the way out and put it back in. You know that also gives immense pleasure.

- I'll do it, but my arms get tired of squatting and my legs too. I should stick Johan to the bathroom wall to do that.

- Yes, stick John to the bathroom wall, and Rick next to him.

I did it. I stopped riding and stuck both dildos to the bathroom wall, at the perfect height for my ass to enter and exit them as if I were being fucked standing up. My bathroom was perfect because with my hands I could hold on to the opposite wall and stick both dildos in easily.

- I'm fucking myself with John but I think I'm going to switch to Rick immediately - I told Javier.

- You have no patience! - he replied, laughing.

I alternated the two dildos, now John and now Rick, until I was left with Rick for a while.

- Are you still there? - I heard Javier's voice through the speaker.

- Yessss - I moaned.

- Haha. The vet just arrived. I'll hang up and call you back when he leaves.

- Alright.

God, at that moment I was so horny, fucking myself with two of my dildos, that I had lost sight of the world. I don't know how long I was there, fucking myself, but I bet at least twenty or thirty minutes passed, the world disappeared and it was just me, my ass, my plastic dicks, and my pleasure. And no one else.

Until the phone rang. I stopped fucking myself for a while and answered. Of course, it was Javier.

- How's it going? How are you doing?

- What do you think? Haha. I just stopped for a moment, I need water.

- That's right, hydrate, you sure haven't stopped for a minute.

- You know me - I said, content.

- How's Jeff?

- Oh shit, I haven't tried it yet! I was so absorbed with the other two, that I lost sight of everything - I replied, drinking a glass of water.

- Well come on, let's see how it is. Hey, I'll open the camera.

- Ok

Javier opened the camera and then I saw him, naked, riding a huge dildo.

- Is that Jeff? - I asked

- What do you think? - He replied, laughing.

- Well, Jeff looks small for you - I told him.

I knew Javier was into much larger sizes. Javier was one of those who rode giant dildos, real monsters.

- True, for me Jeff is like John to you.

- No way! Jeff doesn't do anything for you. Look, you're not even moaning! I told him.

It was true. Jeff entered Javier's ass as easily as one puts a nut on a screw without needing a screwdriver, with just a little finger help.

- I'm going to see how Jeff is for me - I said.

I applied lubricant. I also put some on my ass. I stuck it to the floor, where John had been before, and started putting it in slowly.

- Go slowly. Don't rush - Javier told me as he watched me.

I listened to him. I felt Jeff's head making its way slowly. This dildo is almost 6 centimeters thick, a little less than the maximum I've ever put in (up to now). And it all entered easily and quickly. And then I kept going down, slowly, until the head went through my sphincter and... god... what pleasure! I moaned like crazy.

Javier laughed.

- There, you got it! Damn, it went in so fast. You were clearly wide open - he said.

- And very horny! - I said.

And I kept going down. Every single one of Jeff's centimeters were going into my guts and I felt them with immense pleasure. 25.4 centimeters of dick! What a fucking wonder! As soon as I had them all in, or that was the feeling I had, I felt my dick harder than ever and about to explode. I stayed still for a few seconds.

- If you go up and down, you might cum without touching yourself - Javier told me, watching the show attentively.

I followed his advice. I went up, almost to the head, and went back down. Once. Twice. Three times... and there, my dick exploded. Cum started pouring out like it hadn't in a long time. God! What pleasure! What a fucking wonder! There I was, riding Jeff Stryke's dick, cumming with pleasure, while Javier laughed through the screen!

What an epic moment!

Thanks Javier for such a great gift!