One good morning, early in the morning, Alan and Ferrán coincided in the elevator. They were talking inside, and then, when they arrived at the ground floor, they stayed a few more minutes conversing.

• Ferrán: “Good morning Alan”

• Alan: “Good morning Ferrán, how are you?”

• Ferrán: “Don't use formal language with me, we're neighbors and I'm not that old... hey, are you going for a walk? I ask because you're dressed, as my mother would say, to go out”

• Alan (smiling): “No, I'm going to work, what happens is that I like to dress well, I like to look handsome”

• Ferrán: “And you certainly achieve it”

• Alan: “Thanks”

• Ferrán: “But those pants, although they seem new, you must have had them for a while, right?”

• Alan: “Well, no, I didn't buy them yesterday, but it's only been a few months, I haven't worn them many times, I like to change, wear one pair of pants today, another different one tomorrow, and so on”

• Ferrán: “I said it because I see them as a smaller size,”

• Alan: “No, it's just that I like to wear them tight”

• Ferrán: “Forgive me for saying... but it's that you have an ass that looks like it's going to burst the pants”

• Alan (already laughing and looking him in the eye): “No, you don't have to apologize, on the contrary, I've always liked to show off my ass and have it liked”

• Ferrán: “If it weren't for the fact that we have to go to work, I'd tell you to come over to my place to... have a couple of beers and talk a bit more”

• Alan: “Well, we live more than close and I get back early, I'm home before 4, if you want, when you get back, you let me know and I'll come... look, I'll give you my cell phone number”

• Ferrán: “Added, but come home with these pants or one like them”

• Alan (smiling): “Don't worry, I'm going to try on at least three or four and see which one I look better in”

• Ferrán: “Damn kid!”

Ferrán returned to his house from work, took a shower, and got comfortable, putting on a pair of shorts and sneakers. Soon he remembered that he had an appointment with Alan and put on a t-shirt.

• Ferrán (when Alan opens the door): “Hello kid, I'm already home, for a moment I doubted whether it was better to send you a WhatsApp or call you, but we're so close that I came personally”

• Alan: “It doesn't matter, at this time I'm alone at home”

• Ferrán: “Well, are you coming, aren't you?”

• Alan: “Yes, in a minute, give me five minutes, okay?”

He returns to his house, and soon Alan knocks and Ferrán opens the door. The kid enters and closes the door.

• Ferrán: “Kid, but... what is this?... how handsome you look! and with pants even tighter than the ones you wore this mornin...