In a few months, what Gonzalo had predicted happened. María asked Alan for a divorce. She did it in the morning when he was having breakfast before going to work. She told him to go to her lawyer's office as soon as possible and gave him her card. Alan practically didn't say a word, he got worried and that day when he came back from work, he waited to hear when Gonzalo would enter his apartment. Luckily for him, he didn't have to wait long, as soon as he felt him arrive, he quickly went to look for him. Gonzalo hadn't even finished closing his door when he saw Alan.

• Gonzalo: “Hello, what's wrong, boy? Very desperate?”

• Alan: “Yes, but not for cock… as you suspected, María asked me for a divorce, she did it this morning when I was having breakfast”

• Gonzalo: “I told you it would happen sooner or later… but calm down… that doesn't have to make you nervous”

• Alan: “It's just that I don't know, I couldn't avoid it… I already know that you're going to tell me that what I should be interested in is your cock and those of the other two, and not her cunt, but it's just that I don't know how my life will turn out, what we have, the house… I've always heard that divorces are a hassle”

• Gonzalo: “Come here, let me hug you… not all divorces are like that, there are divorces by mutual agreement without much problem… besides, there's one thing that's most important, you two don't have children, when everything ends, you'll be left without any bond… one thing, don't even think about going alone to see her lawyer, you'll go with me”

• Alan: “But… in what capacity?”

• Gonzalo: “From now on, I'm officially your lawyer, you're going to sign a paper naming me your representative, and if you want, we can go tomorrow”

• Alan: “Okay, we'll also have to talk about your fees”

• Gonzalo: “You're looking for a slap, is that what you want?... how the hell do you think I'm going to charge you?”

• Alan: “But work is work”

• Gonzalo: “Shut up… everything will be done as I say… and the first thing is that I won't charge you a single cent… you'll pay me by giving me your ass, like you've been doing until now, no more but also no less”

• Alan: “You make me feel more at ease… do you really think there won't be any problems?”

• Gonzalo: “It's not that I'm sure there won't be any, what I assure you is that I'll know how to solve them in the best way… I'm not a novice in this, I've been dealing with divorces for many years”

The next day, Alan and Gonzalo went together to the office. They were there for a short time, the lawyer, Ruiz, handed them a document with María's claims. Gonzalo flipped through it and told him that he would study it with his client, but that he wanted a second meeting soon, if possible the next day at the same time, but this...